Fall term, fourteen weeks
Everything we can teach this term, and what is already full.
Twenty-two things are listed below. Nine of them have a room and an hour still open.
A music school runs out of one thing before it runs out of anything else, and that thing is Tuesday at four. So the list on this page is the whole list, in the order we teach it, with the day, the length, the price for the term and whether there is actually room. Nothing on it is a category with a photograph. Every line is a real hour in a real room.
None of it is real. This page is a design mockup for a Kansas City web design service. The school, the teachers, the prices, the term dates and the telephone number were all invented for it, and nothing here can be booked.
Term runs
September 8 to December 12
Lesson lengths
30, 45 or 60 minutes, weekly
We teach
Monday to Saturday. Never Sunday
Youngest we take
Age 6, and no upper age at all
Private lessons, once a week
One student, one teacher, the same room and the same hour for fourteen weeks. The price shown is the fourteen week total for a thirty minute lesson. Forty five and sixty minute slots cost more and are listed under what a term costs.
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Piano
Taught by Marguerite Oyelaran
Beginners from age six, and adults who played as children and stopped. Acoustic uprights in every room, no keyboards.
- DaysMonday, Tuesday, Thursday
- Lengths30, 45 or 60 minutes
- Open nowTuesday afternoons only
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
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Guitar, acoustic and electric
Taught by Dell Prazak
Both taught in the same lesson if that is what a student wants. Bring your own instrument, we do not rent.
- DaysTuesday, Wednesday, Saturday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- Open nowSix slots across three days
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
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Violin and viola
Taught by Ines Torkelson
Two days only, and both fill early because they are the two afternoons the school orchestras do not rehearse.
- DaysMonday, Wednesday
- Lengths30, 45 or 60 minutes
- WaitingFour families ahead of you
$476Term, 30 minWaitlist
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Cello
Taught by Ines Torkelson
One teacher, one day, four slots. It has been full since July and we would rather say so here than on the phone.
- DaysWednesday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- Next openingSpring term, most likely
$476Term, 30 minFull
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Voice
Taught by Adaeze Whitcomb
Ages ten and up. Under ten we would rather put a child in the daytime singing class than in a private voice lesson.
- DaysTuesday, Thursday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- Open nowThree slots, all before 5pm
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
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Drums and percussion
Taught by Curtis Hallowell
Taught in the one room with padding on the walls, which is why it costs more and why there is only ever one drum lesson happening at a time.
- DaysMonday, Friday, Saturday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- WaitingTwo families ahead of you
$532Term, 30 minWaitlist
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Bass guitar
Taught by Dell Prazak
Usually the quietest sign-up of the term and usually the one that ends up in the Saturday band. Amp provided in the room.
- DaysWednesday, Saturday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- Open nowFive slots
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
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Flute and clarinet
Taught by Hana Streeb
One day a week only. If Thursday does not work for your family, this is not going to work this term and we will say so.
- DaysThursday
- Lengths30 or 45 minutes
- Open nowTwo slots, 4pm and 6:30pm
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
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Ukulele
Taught by Curtis Hallowell
Thirty minutes is the only length offered, on purpose. Most students move to guitar after two or three terms and that is a fine outcome.
- DaysSaturday
- Lengths30 minutes
- Open nowFour slots, morning
$476Term, 30 minOpenings
Daytime classes, Wednesdays
Group classes that run while most children are in school, which in practice means these are taken by homeschooling families. Four classes, one after another, so a family with three children can do the whole morning in one trip.
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First Instruments
Ages 6 to 8, capped at 10 children
Hand percussion, singing and about six weeks of recorder at the end. No instrument needed at home.
- WhenWednesdays, 9:30am
- Length45 minutes, 14 weeks
- Next openingSpring term
$224Whole termFull
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Recorder and Reading
Ages 8 to 11, capped at 12 children
The class where written music actually gets taught. Recorder is the instrument because it is cheap and because it makes reading unavoidable.
- WhenWednesdays, 10:30am
- Length55 minutes, 14 weeks
- Open nowFive places
$252Whole termOpenings
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Beginning Guitar in a Group
Ages 10 to 14, capped at 8 children
Bring a guitar you already own. Nylon string is easier on new fingers and we will say so if you ask what to buy.
- WhenWednesdays, 11:45am
- Length55 minutes, 14 weeks
- Open nowThree places
$252Whole termOpenings
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Choir for Daytime Singers
Ages 9 to 15, no cap
The cheapest thing on this page and the one we would pick first for a child who is not sure yet. Nobody auditions for it.
- WhenWednesdays, 1:00pm
- Length60 minutes, 14 weeks
- Open nowRoom for everyone
$196Whole termOpenings
Six rooms, one corridor
Everything on this page happens behind one of these doors, which is the reason the list has an end. Two rooms take a piano, one takes the drum kit, and the other three take anything a student can carry in. When the corridor is full at four in the afternoon, the term is full at four in the afternoon.
Playing with other people
Three groups. All of them assume you already play a little, and all of them start with a conversation rather than an audition. Adults are welcome in two of the three and are the entire membership of one.
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Saturday Rock Band
Ages 12 to 17, four to six players
Two bands, one at ten and one at half past eleven. We talk to you first about where a student is, and then put them in the band that will not be miserable for them.
- WhenSaturdays, 10:00am
- Length90 minutes, 14 weeks
- WaitingThree players ahead of you
$336Whole termWaitlist
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String Reading Group
Age 13 and up, adults included
Sight reading quartets and small pieces, badly at first, on purpose. Currently three adults and two high school students.
- WhenMondays, 6:30pm
- Length75 minutes, 14 weeks
- Open nowTwo chairs, viola and cello
$280Whole termOpenings
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Adult Guitar Circle
Age 18 and up, nine players at the moment
Everyone in it started as an adult. Nobody is asked to play alone and nobody is asked how long they have been at it.
- WhenThursdays, 7:15pm
- Length75 minutes, 14 weeks
- Open nowThree places
$224Whole termOpenings
One Saturday workshops
Single sessions, dated, open to people who take nothing else here. Pay on the day. If four people sign up we run it, and if three do we call the three and move it.
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Tuning, Strings and Small Repairs
Any age, bring the instrument
Changing a string without breaking the next one, what a buzz usually means, and which problems are worth paying a shop for.
- DateSaturday, September 12
- Length2 hours, 1:00pm
- Open nowEleven places
$40One sessionOpenings
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Rhythm Without Counting Out Loud
Age 10 and up
For the student who can play the notes and loses the beat. Clapping, walking, and a great deal of stopping and starting again.
- DateSaturday, October 3
- Length2 hours, 1:00pm
- Open nowEight places
$40One sessionOpenings
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Playing to a Click, and Recording at Home
Age 12 and up, bring a phone
A phone, a cheap stand and a quiet room is the whole setup. Nothing here needs software anybody has to buy.
- DateSaturday, October 24
- Length3 hours, 10:00am
- Open nowSix places
$60One sessionOpenings
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Preparing a Piece for an Audition
Age 12 and up
How to practise one piece for six weeks without hating it. We help with the preparation. What any audition panel decides is entirely theirs.
- DateSaturday, November 7
- Length3 hours, 10:00am
- WaitingFive names ahead of you
$60One sessionWaitlist
Summer, if you are planning ahead
Listed now because families ask in September, not in May. Neither opens for sign-up until February, and we will not take a deposit before then.
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Two Week Band Camp
Ages 11 to 16, sixteen players
Mornings only, ten weekdays, ending with one afternoon where the bands play for whoever comes.
- WhenTwo weeks in June
- Length9:00am to noon
- Sign-upOpens in February
$420Two weeksNot open yet
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Piano Practice Week
Ages 8 to 13, eight students
Five mornings spent on how to practise rather than on new repertoire. Aimed at the student who has taken lessons for two years and still practises by playing from the top.
- WhenOne week in July
- Length9:30am to 11:30am
- Sign-upOpens in February
$280One weekNot open yet
Every figure, name, day and status above is invented for this mockup. The teachers named do not exist, hold no qualification of any kind, and are not registered, certified or licensed to teach anything anywhere. Nothing in the catalogue is an offer and none of it can be booked.
Money, in one place
What a term costs, all of it
The left column is everything we would charge a family over fourteen weeks. The right column is what we would not charge for, because families keep being surprised by it somewhere else and then bringing that surprise here.
What we charge
- RegistrationOnce a year, one fee per family however many children enrol$35
- Private lesson, 30 minutesWeekly, fourteen weeks$476
- Private lesson, 45 minutesWeekly, fourteen weeks$686
- Private lesson, 60 minutesWeekly, fourteen weeks$896
- Drum room surchargeAdded to any drum or percussion lesson$56
- Daytime class or ensembleDepending which one, see the catalogue$196 to $336
- End of term recitalOptional. Nobody is required to play in it$18
- First bookBought here at what we paid, or bring your own$25 to $60
What we do not charge for, because we do not do it
- Instrument rentalWe do not rent instruments and take no commission from anyone who doesNone
- Assessment or placement testingThere is no test here. We talk to you insteadNone
- Annual materials packageYou buy one book at a time, when the book is finishedNone
- Recital costume or photographyWear what you like. Take your own picturesNone
- Make-up lessons, first twoTwo per term are included. Tell us before noon that dayNone
- Withdrawal feeLeave whenever you like. Unused weeks are refundedNone
The part that is not online
How an hour actually gets assigned
There is no booking system on this page on purpose. A slot is a negotiation about two families' Tuesdays and it goes faster out loud.
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You call, and we ask three things
The instrument, the student's age, and the two afternoons you could realistically be here every single week until December. The third one is the question that decides it.
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We read you what is free
Out loud, from the same list on this page. If the honest answer is that nothing fits your two afternoons, we say that rather than offering you a slot you will miss.
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One trial lesson
Thirty minutes, $30, paid that day, and taken off the term if you go ahead. Come in and sit in the room for it if the student is young.
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The hour is yours for fourteen weeks
Same room, same time, same teacher. We do not rotate students through teachers and we do not move an hour once the term has started.
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Two make-ups, and then that is it
Tell us before noon on the day and the lesson is banked. Beyond two in a term the lesson is gone, because the teacher was here.
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Re-enrolment runs before the term ends
Current students keep their hour for ten days. On the eleventh day whatever is left goes back on the list above, which is usually the only time cello moves.
Said plainly
What we do not do
- We do not test, evaluate, diagnose or screen a student for anything, and we are not qualified to.
- We do not promise a grade, a chair, an audition result, a competition placing or a score of any kind, here or on the phone.
- We do not advise families on school programmes, special education services, or anything a school district is or is not doing.
- We do not sell, rent or repair instruments, and we take nothing from any shop we point you toward.
- We do not teach on Sundays, and we close for the two weeks the public schools close in December.
Where this invented school would be
Come and stand in the corridor before you decide anything
Walk in during teaching hours. You will hear five rooms at once, which is either exactly what you hoped or exactly what you feared, and it is better to find that out for free.
Call (816) 555-0142Every line in this section is a placeholder written for a design mockup. Do not call it, write to it, or drive to it.
- Address
- 123 Main Street, Suite 4
Kansas City, Missouri 64155 - Telephone
- (816) 555-0142
- office@example.com
- Teaching hours
- Monday to Thursday, 9:00am to 8:30pm
Friday, 9:00am to 6:00pm
Saturday, 8:30am to 3:00pm
Sunday, closed - Parking
- Behind the building, and the four spaces at the front are for people carrying something heavy